Pain in the ass. Literally.

It was raining.
My idiot friend and retarded me played basketball.
He missed a shot.
I ran after the ball.
Slipped, fell on my ass and cracked it open.
Pants were ripped.
Can't walk properly.
Wish I had a cushion / massager to sit on. =\
Oh and, PE test's next week!
DiE... X_X