This is retarded

Came across this forwarded email and I have gotta say, this have to be THE MOST RETARDED forward I have ever read. EVER!!! Well, you can very well blame the certain SOMEONE who sent the email, bet the person's equally retarded too. Hehe XD


Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch. Your survival hangs on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. What to do now...

Think! Before you scroll down for the answer...































Sing a Happy Birthday song!
















Dot. Dot. Dot.


Somebody shoot me please...

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On a lighter note, a classmate of mine's birthday's today. Yes, the dreadful 911. The day two planes went crashing into the World Trade Center and sent it tumbling down, a part of the Pentagon was destroyed, millions of lives lost, yadiyadiyada... What a tragic day ain't it? Hence, we nicknamed this birthday boy the "Tragedy Child". Hahahahaha.

Happy birthday Alvin!

Btw, he doesn't really look that much of a retard. We just forced him to wear the specs and do the ugly hair just for fun. And also the pose. Hehe. What can I say, what are friends for? XD